Three Stories Making Fun of The Sometimes Seriously Annoying Martins.
Staring our old torn Smirky Smurf!
Leo: You don't think that I can see through you? You pretend that you don't care and you act like you're better than me and everyone else who wasn't born under the caring sign of Joe and Ruth Martin, the only parents in North America who actually know what they're doing, right?
Jake: What are you even going on about? What is this about?
Leo: And then you wonder why she picked me over you? You, the stable one, me, the loser. You, the supportive one, me, the selfish user, right? Well, here's the reason -- she was probably worried, probably scared, that you and all your goodness would rise into heaven to give god himself advice. I mean, how the hell is she supposed to live up to that?
Jake: That is the most absurd thing I've ever heard.
Leo: Yeah, you just can't handle the fact that we actually love each other.
Jake: You know what, Leo? I'm fully aware of how Greenlee feels about you.
Leo: Oh, yeah. And you know what? You hate it, don't you? You hate it because you can't figure it out. I mean, all I have to give her is me. And you can give her everything else, so how did I win? Did it ever occur to you that it might just be true love, Jake?
Jake: You know, I'm really sorry that I came here today.
Leo: Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
Martin's Way An All My Children Fanfiction Written By Stef With a F
"Hawyard sighting at 4 o'clock, Jake," said Dr. Joe Martin said in his two-way radio.
Meanwhile Jake Martin, was saving the world for the Anti-Martin forces of Leo and Vanessa, who were fighting. High kick, side wipe!
"Roger that, I'm already busy," answered Jake.
Vanessa made the run for it.
"You let her get away!" screamed Leo.
"I had to! To save your life!" "I didn't do it for Vanessa."
Greenlee then said, "Awww...He did it for you!"
"Oh thank you!" Leo said sarcasticly.
Jake takes a bow, "Thank You, thank you very much!"
"Oh Gag me," Leo said. He threw Jake in the lake.
"What did you do that for?" said Greenlee.
"I should have done it ages ago."
"Like I did to Laura?"
"Oh, Leo, I love you."
"I love you too."
Leo and Greenlee kiss.
Jake emerges from the water.
Leo whistles off to the side and kicks Jake back into Willow Lake.
"Not yet," he whispers.
Domican Republic Time!
Adrian: I have good news and bad news.
Joe: Good news?
Adrian: He's alive, my men found him.
Tad: Bad news?
Adrian: He won't go home.
Gillian: What the hell? Did he lose his pinballs?
Adrian: Marbles, and why do you care? You are having an affair!
Tad & Joe: WHAT?!?!
Gillian: Well not for long, I'm getting out of here. I had it, you Martian, and yes I mean Martians. I had enough of you Martians and Martian Wannabes. I'm going to the Domican Republic!!!
Martians and Martians Wannabees: WHAT!??!!?
Gillian: You heard me! I'm gone! I'm so gone! I heard through the grapevine that the Quartermaines get their quick divorces their even without their spouse's signing the papers! So as another Port Charlesian says, "Ta!"
Adrian: So I was right? You don't care about Jake!
Gillian: I don't care about Jake? What about Jake? He doesn't care about me? How he left me on my wedding day? How he went to a war country scaring me, you, and the rest of his family half to death! Now, who is the one that does not care? Please tell me!
The Martins did not try to answer this time, not even the Martin wannabee Adrian.
Gillian left for the Domican Republic and got her divorce.
Next up: R&G long awaited enagementment.
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